Historical story

Zoophile exhibitionist. Is he the most perverted dictator of recent decades?

You have never heard of his achievements. All you know about the country it rules is that it lies somewhere in Africa. However, it is worth reading about his sexual excesses. Cautionary. Because such things should have gone down in history long ago!

Mswati III ascended the throne of Swaziland in 1986. He has been in power until today. Apart from the king, there is also poverty in Swaziland. Most of the inhabitants of this small African country bordering Mozambique and South Africa live in extreme poverty. Life expectancy is just over 30 years and is the lowest in the world.

The king treats the Central Bank's money as if it came from his own pocket while the people of Swaziland are devastated by the AIDS epidemic. But what to expect from the ruler who decided that instead of spending money on therapy for the sick ... it is better to sterilize and label them?

The main method of preventing disease would be celibacy, chosen for a reason, because it does not require any financial outlays. Let the subjects live in poverty and refrain from sex, while Mswati III will benefit from the country's financial resources and the opportunity to marry a dozen most beautiful women.

Swaziland is a small and poor country that borders South Africa and Mozambique. However, this does not prevent the ruler from enjoying luxuries and spending state money on his own whims (author:Rei-artur; license CC-BY-SA-2.5).

The more wives, the more problems

The news coming from the Swaziland royal court is not bad for gossip portals. Although each text requires a brief explanation of who it is about. When the media reported that Mswati III had been betrayed by one of his many wives ... most people only found out about his existence. In 2010, the spouse of the absolute ruler, a certain Nothando Dube, betrayed him with the local finance minister. The result was a scandal, an intervention by the Queen Mother herself, and a divorce.

The situation is spiced up by the fact that Minister Ndumis Mamba, with whom Dube committed adultery, not only worked for the king, but was also friends with him. Dube was placed under house arrest and eventually banished. It happened when, out of concern for the health of her child, she was arrested by one of the guards and treated him with pepper spray.

Power is sexy? Not in this version

So much for minor scandals. A year later, some really shocking rumors began to appear. It has been written that there is a bizarre celebration taking place in Swaziland, the rituals of which are repulsive even by the standards of promiscuous dictators. Every year, the Incwala festival is organized in this small country. It begins in the first days of December and lasts until the end of January. The subjects then celebrate the king's return to public life after spiritual contemplation, and the king strengthens his power and position in the state.

Sounds normal? Only apparently. The festival has always been surrounded by an aura of mysticism and mystery. Until Sithembiso Simelane, one of the participants of the festival, decided to share his memories of its celebration. He describes it in great detail in his book How to Become a Dictator. A manual for novices ”Mikal Hem:

Young men hold the bull while the king sticks his standing penis into its anus. This continues until it almost climbs. Before that happens, a horn is brought into which the king can ejaculate.

The Incwala festival is the most important event of the year for the people of Swaziland. For their ruler it is an opportunity to fulfill his zoophilic whims. In the photo, warriors in festival costumes (photo:iulian circo; CC BY-SA 2.0).

This is not the end of the "rituals":

The seed is poured into the corner so that it can be used the next time the nation convenes for Sibaya or other national celebrations. They are mixed with food prepared for the people who participate in the celebration, so that the people love their king and fear to rebel against him.

The Jurna lord does not stop at one act of zoophilia. The next day, he has intercourse with the bull, which is saved for next year and is then the number one bull. After all, the king still finds strength to have sex with his spouses, which is known because it takes place in public. The ruler ejaculates into the corner again, which suggests that the semen also goes to the food prepared for the participants of the festival.

Sex with a bull does not always end as the ruler dreams of (photo:Kollmeierf lic. CC BY-SA 3.0).

A "date" with a bull, however, does not always go as if the king had dreamed it. According to eyewitness accounts, the advances were apparently rejected at one time. As every year, the animal had been stunned earlier, but during penetration it regained consciousness and beat the dictator. Happily for Mswati, and much less joyfully for the bull, the entourage reacted in time by killing the animal by slitting its throat.

The official website of Swaziland, of course, describes the holiday in a completely different way, simply as the most important cultural event in the country. The bull does, it shows up and is led to the royal sanctuary, where you are not allowed to take pictures, but nothing else. However, it is hard to resist the impression that Hitler's masochistic tendencies, Mussolini's hosts of lovers and Kim Jong-Il's sexual teams seem not very extravagant in the habits of Mswati III.